[CT]Shift Leader / Founder

Shift is the clan leader, and was the last of the 56k users in the world until 2 weeks ago.

[CT]RMLR Soldier

RMLR is the telemarketer. He phones people at suppertime, trying to get clan sponsors.

[CT]Psycrotic Second Officer

Psycrotic refuses to speak 1337 sp34k in front of the staff. He belittles us and makes us do sexual favors for him.

[CT]Andrei Soldier

Andrei is not Pac anymore. But did Pac refer to TuPac, or was it really short for Pacman. He does like to eat dots and ghosts.

[CT]Vineet Medic

Vineet is neat. He likes to wank. Yeah, he doesnt really do much else. Wank, wank, wank...

[CT]Flame Soldier

Flame, as the name implies, is a flamer. He is gay and like bum secks. Woo!